Hello from Knapford! #2 KTFC is only a point behind league-leaders Dryaw FC. They host #4 Kirk Ronan today. The visitors are nine points back of 1st, title chances looking grim. Your Saturday Feature Match gets previewed further down.
| 1 | Dryaw | 22 | 6 | 5 | 72 | League Champions |
| 2 | Knapford Town | 22 | 5 | 6 | 71 | |
| 3 | Peel Godred | 22 | 4 | 7 | 70 | |
| 4 | Kirk Ronan | 19 | 6 | 8 | 63 |
Ah, does it feel good to be back back on the Isle, covering the league up close and personal after a Matchday spent stateside. The house sale is back on track there now. Noob will set up shop permanently on Sodor soon, hopefully in time for the summer’s second ever IoS FA Cup.
Sat., 5/4
T16 Ffarquhar vs. #5 Crovan’s Gate
#19 Arlesburgh Utd. vs. #20 Tidmouth City
#13 Vicarstown vs. #7 Wellsworth
#2 Knapford Town vs. #4 Kirk Ronan
T14 Brendam Harbor vs. T14 Castle Rolf
Sun., 5/5
T17 Ulfstead vs. #6 Junction & Sheds
#8 E.C.D. vs. #12 Marron
#1 Dryaw vs. #10 Suddery
#3 Peel Godred vs. #9 Glennock
T16 Ulfstead vs. #11 Lakeside
After weeks of title contenders not being able to string much success together, Knapford may have found their stride. 2-2-0 in their last four. They’re winning close, they’re winning in low and high-scoring affairs. That 2-3 road win over now-#3 Peel Godred was their match of the season.
Still, 3-2 home win over bottom-half Castle Rolf last week wasn’t exactly inspiring. Fans are telling themselves that was a trap game and that getting three points any which way was awesome. Perhaps they’re right….
Kirk Ronan, how are you still within double-digits of the table’s top? 2-2 in the last four isn’t awful at a glance. But that stretch started with a quirky back-to-back split against #19 Arlesburgh Utd. Last week’s 2-3 road win at top-half Glennock was admirable, but Noob doubts it washed away the bitter taste of an 0-7 loss to Marron right before the Easter break.
Noob’s call: Maybe Noob’s drinking the local Kool-Aid, to misuse the reference most folk do unknowingly, but I’m believing the trap game talk.

Knapford Town got a win last week sandwiched between matches against top five clubs. No team is utterly dominating the league in its inaugural season. So that’s getting it done. With a shot at the top rung today, the team has looked hungry at practices, going at it with an edge all week.
Kirk Ronan have faded in the season’s final third. This is too tough a match for them on the road today. Knapford Town 5-2

The key match of the weekend turned out to be Dryaw’s home loss to Lakeside A.F.C. The league leaders were missing star striker Christopher Wilbertson. Was it the difference? Hard to say. Sodor’s “L.A.F.C” held them to just one goal in their other match this season, too.
Does Noob keep recycling the same photo for this guy, post after post?
Sunday — The other club that managed 14 this year was #14 Castle Rolf. They did it at home against #2 Knapford Town, who they now visit. Since they’re tied for the first Drop Zone slot, Ffarquhar visiting Suddery will be the other match to key in on today.
Should two or more teams tie for 1st, they’ll have a Playoff at the national stadium in Suddery. The same will be true if there is a tie surrounding the Relegation Line. No other form of tiebreaker will be used. This includes Goal Differential, despite pressure from our cousins in the English FA to follow their model.

Peel we’ve come to know and love as a club who don’t play in the typically Sudric fashion. Instead of just throwing everyone forward, they actually play defense. Unlike East Coast Diesel, they don’t do it with aggression. Instead, they’re the one club here who actually play more recognizable formations from the rest of the world. In particular, they’ve succeeded with the defensively-oriented 5-2-2-1, only pushing really hard on counters.
6-5 ? Your skills of football divination are dodgy as best, as always. Yes, it's me, your old prognostication sensation pal Noobstradamus, back with his own call. Noob, consulted the forces of nature. I watched birds fly west off the Isle in a W formation, not a V. Leaving home. I am forced to surmise the home-siders will not prevail this day. Knapford Town 2-4 is what WILL be.
Also, I willed those birds to crap all over your rental Mini Cooper while you've been back in the U.S. this week.
Ultimately, United couldn’t keep up with Peel’s strange use of what are pretty standard formations anywhere else. PGFC earned a 2-4 staying mostly in a 4-3-3. But once PG extended their lead a little in the second, they then switched to a 4-5-1. Remember: On Sodor, it’s all hyper-offense, all the time for most clubs. That second formation bamboozled United something fierce.
Visiting East Coast Diesel reclaimed their identity as the league’s Bad Boys, reinstalling their incredibly physical defensive style their last two matches. But the FA had seen enough (10 yellow cards in a half last week!), and actually equipped refs for this match with red cards for the first time in anyone’s memory. Previously, had the need arisen, someone would’ve just had to bleed on a yellow or something.
But my best friends American author Daniel J. Heck and Doug Barr (1980’s TV “The Fall Guy”, screenwriter and vintner) both hopped back across the pond. Saturday’s feature match was in Brendam, and so there I b&b’ed for the week.
