D-Twosday interview from 8/22/2017

Time once again for a Division Two interview! I swear, the USL has more teams than I think any league in the whole wide world. So many choices to target for interviewing.

I can’t help myself. I’m enamored with NASL FC Puerto Rico head coach Mark Velez. He enjoys all this so much, I just can’t deny him the chance to take part again this week.

Coach Velez: * sighs * Hello, Noob-man

Noob: Is that a Seinfeld wisecrack?

Coach Velez: What can I say, I’m in a good mood.

Noob: I should hope so! 1-1-0 on the week, and in two road games no less.

Coach Velez: It was a tired, happy group that arrived back in Puerto Rico.

Noob: When you had the grotesque Spring Season you all did, I suppose even a tie against garbage Edmonton is cause to smile.

Coach Velez: We’re in first place, you–

Noob: By the way, Seinfeld, really?

Coach Velez: We can only just now see it Puerto Rico. Give me a break, ass hat. * click *

Thanks as always for the time, Puerto Rico FC head coach Mark Velez! You serve as a lens into the drama of division two North American soccer like no no else can. Just delightful.

Look for another exciting D-Twosday interview next Tuesday! Because that’s when Noob does them.

Author: Soccernoob

After a year of previewing soccer matches the world over with my own off-brand comedy, I now provide exclusive coverage for the Isle of Sodor Premier League, Championship, and FA Cup. (FC Dryaw 'til I die.)

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