Time once again for a Division Two interview! I swear, the USL has more teams than I think any league in the whole wide world. So many choices to target for interviewing.
I can’t help myself. I’m enamored with NASL FC Puerto Rico head coach Mark Velez. He enjoys all this so much, I just can’t deny him the chance to take part again this week.
Coach Velez: * sighs * Hello, Noob-man
Noob: Is that a Seinfeld wisecrack?
Coach Velez: What can I say, I’m in a good mood.
Noob: I should hope so! 1-1-0 on the week, and in two road games no less.
Coach Velez: It was a tired, happy group that arrived back in Puerto Rico.
Noob: When you had the grotesque Spring Season you all did, I suppose even a tie against garbage Edmonton is cause to smile.
Coach Velez: We’re in first place, you–
Noob: By the way, Seinfeld, really?
Coach Velez: We can only just now see it Puerto Rico. Give me a break, ass hat. * click *
Thanks as always for the time, Puerto Rico FC head coach Mark Velez! You serve as a lens into the drama of division two North American soccer like no no else can. Just delightful.
Look for another exciting D-Twosday interview next Tuesday! Because that’s when Noob does them.